Who Can Open the Gate

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Who Can Open the Gate
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Lipizzan: No need for opening it! When are you all going to learn how to fly?!!


Thoroughbred: I don't want to mess with that gate and I am too scared of flying! I will just jump over it and leave you all behind.


Paint: Yeah, what he said! Na Na Na Na Na Na!


Palomino: Forget it. Count me out. I am not taking any chances of messing up my chrome!


Arabian: You'll have to get somebody else to do it. I'm not messin' up my nails for no one!


Quarter Horse: Maybe if I push on it with my big buns, I could open it!


Standardbred: Pity on all of you. I'll figure it out, just give me some time.


Polo Pony: Wait just a minute, let me get my stick and give it a few bloody wacks!


Shetland: Let me at it. I'll break the stupid thing! Then you all can get out of my face.


Mule: Oh, let's just pack it in and call it a day.


Saddlebred: Now, now. I'll open it, if someone could help me with my shoes?


Fresian: I'll do it! Do you think it will mess up my hair? I always have such good hair days.


Mustang: Heck with opening it, how about I just run the whole darn fence over?


Belgian: Step back! You all aren't strong enough to do it. I'll do it. Oh, but what if I break it?


Morgan: There, there. I'll do it for you. No need to have such a big fit. Peace be with all of you. Is there anything else I could do for you after I get done with the gate?


Appaloosa: Oh, hush all of you! Ya big bunch of sissies. No one is leaving till I say so!


Percheron: I have already opened the gate while you all have been arguing! I even went down the next row and opened all the other gates. So it will be awhile before I have to listen to all of you argue again!

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