Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont
when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard.
I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What are the spots on black and white cows?
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning? "It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth
orbit? They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!
What did the momma cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime!
What's black and white and black
and white and black and white...?
A cow rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow?
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
What is another name for a cowboy?
way to amuse your purple cow is to tell them a few of these jokes. Some caution must be used as some purple cows may
find these offensive.
do you call Eskimo cows?
do you call a transvestite cow?
A Dairy Queen.
do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
did Cleopatra take milk baths?
She couldn't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
A cow with buck teeth.
do you call a cow with two legs?
do you get from a pampered cow?
key do cows sing in?
happens to cows in summer?
They give evaporated milk
was the mad calf studying for?
do you count a large herd of cows?
With a cowculator
did the farmer feed his cows on lottery tickets?
He wanted them to give rich milk
do cows lie down in rain?
To keep each udder warm
does a Tarzan cow swing on?
cow can speak Russian?
Name six things that contain milk.
Girl: Ice-cream, custard and 4 cows
cow is a famous pop singer?
do you get if you cross a cow and a carpet?
A thick pile all over the floor
do you get if you cross a cow with a shelled superhero?
Mootant Ninja Turtles
happens if you walk under a cow?
You might get a pat on the head
would you find a prehistoric cow?
At a moo-seum
do you get from nervous cows?