Always wake up in a happy moooo-d.

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!

The grass is green on the other side of the fence, too!

Turn the udder cheek and moooo-ve on.

It's better to be seen and not herd.

Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

Always let them know who's the bossie!

Don't take any bull from anybody.

Don't cry over a little spilled milk.

Black and white never goes out of style.

Don't forget to COW-nt your blessings every day.

And when chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no extra calories, no cholesterol, and no flavor! Enjoy!