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You Might Be A Dairy Farmer...

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    If you know the price of milk per hundred weight but not by the gallon.

    If the medicine cabinet contains a container of Bag Balm.

    If you've ever gotten an award for fat (and were proud of it).

    If your idea of a power lunch is a sandwich on a tractor.

    If your idea of a neighborhood watch is someone calling you to let you know your heifers are out.

    If you have more than a dozen cats.

    If your idea of overnite delivery is pulling a calf at three in the morning.

    If you can remember the name of every cow on your farm but the names of your children elude you.

    If manure is a dinner table topic.

    If your backyard ends at an electric fence.

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